Yesterday, after a lunch break during a training session I was conducting (and no, I am not a trainer by trade), I sat in front of my trainees about to continue with our meeting when I smelled something like a sandwich with onions or like the occasional runner who passes by you whose scent makes you gag. I looked around for nearby trashcans, but didn’t see any. I discretely sniffed the air around me and could not figure out what this foreign smell was and then, horrified, recognized it was my right armpit. A little known fact about me: my armpits do not sweat. Therefore, I was really shocked by the offensive odor emanating from my right armpit. I determined there could only be one possible explanation for this. It had to be the cheap dress I was wearing. Lesson learned. If you wear a cheap dress, it is inevitable your right armpit will be stinky.
