I had an incident today where I didn't know the difference between a pig and a cow toy while shopping at a store. It was funny and also embarrassing when the guy at the register told me I picked up a cow and I told him I had picked up a pig. I realized while pigs can have black and white spots they are typically marketed in a solid pink color and do not have horns (or whatever you are supposed to call the things that grow out of male cow heads - Can you believe I went to Texas A&M?).
Today's folly comes in a close second to the "Boz" incident of last year. I have been going to EatZi's for years and until last year thought the EatZi's names for their various dips was Boz. I had talked to friends and family about the Boz both on the phone and with them in the store, but no one ever caught on to my mistake. Finally, while I was in the store last year, I picked up a container of hummus that weighed something in ounces and I had an epiphany. There is no such thing as Boz, but EatZi's does sell dip in 8oz containers. This was definitely one of my finer moments.
